Barneyisfat

Danny and I were talking, the other day, about getting in trouble at church. Danny grew up in the church, but he grew rebellious during his youth. Funny story. Danny had to apologize to the elders for chewing snuff during the living nativity scene.

Me: Well, were you someone important like Joseph?
Danny: No, I was a shepherd. I was just playing the part.
Me: A shepherd would have definitely chewed tobacco.
Danny: I know. We beat up the kid who told on us.
Me: Was he a skinny little punk?
Danny: Yeah. We cornered him.

I couldn’t agree more. A shepherd would have chewed and probably would have beat up any skinny, tattling punk.