Catharsis #5

I always feel that Christmas and Easter should have a Celebrity Death Match.

I mean, they can't both be the premier Christian holiday. Can they?

I think it's strange that Easter is synonomous with Spring. The First Easter was 50 days before the Harvest Festival ... so ... some time during the summer?

I like Christmas because I get a lot of presents. I like Easter because I get a lot of presence. It's a trade off.